You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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