Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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