My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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