Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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