I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
you had me at cake vodka
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Randomize
