i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I had to cum in my sink.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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