That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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