do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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