I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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