laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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