He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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