"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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