All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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