I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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