this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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