By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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