what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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