so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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