Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...