How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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