That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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