no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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