are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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