11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
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just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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