This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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