Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Randomize
