Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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