ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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