member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
