You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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