The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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