Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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