The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
A bitchslap is in order.
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