This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Randomize
