Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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