'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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