We're like a lot better than the average bears
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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