glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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