.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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