she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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