By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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