So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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