I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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