who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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