that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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