thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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