our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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