You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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