For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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