I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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