Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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