Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
