I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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