Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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