Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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