This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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