I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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