i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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