Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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