I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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