Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
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I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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