started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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